Fundraising & Benefit Auctions 2011-04-16 18:08:00

I do not often post just humorous items but I can’t pass this up!

I’ll be selling at a Charity Function this week the “Green Egg”. It is a smoker and grill worth about $1000.

Now when Sherri announces the item, “Our next item is The Green Egg…” I’ll stop her and say,

” Now Honey, we have discussed this already. I do not like Green Eggs and Ham!

I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like them Sherri I am! I do not like Green Eggs and Ham”

She will them explain that it is not Green Eggs and Ham… etc. etc. and I’ll sell it.

I have it memorized and I’ll say it in Chant mode! This is going to be great!

I’ll let you all know how it goes!